You Did This... and thensome!

Ok... so I know that it has been a while since I have said oh anything at all... but I must, must, must comment on a few things that have been happening on our favorite guilty pleasure... there are MANY things that I have left out... and it kind of jumps from episode to episode... but here you go!! Feel free to comment on what I have forgotten.

1. Brent Bolthouse is my hero... and then back to zero!
He did it! He did it!!! He finally came to his senses and realized that no amount of MTV publicity was worth putting up with Heidi and her terrible work ethics. Ok... so MAYBE it wasn't so much that he came to his senses as it was the Sam lit a fire under his ass and said get rid of the tequila filled (seriously how many did she have... even I started to feel woozy watching her) malibu barbie. Doesn't matter... she was DUNZO... Heidi finally got what she deserved... flashbacks raced thru my mind... crashing LC's first work party, screwing Elodie, Vegas... Karma had kicked in!!! And then within a blink of an eye she has both Brent and Sam eating out of the palm of her hand. I thought FOR SURE after the scene Spencer made with Brent at the club that she would never get her job back... and then honestly I can't believe after what Brent and Sam said about Spencer she would ever want to go back and work for them. Not that anything that they said wasn't true... but seriously they were ruthless!! I LOVED IT!!!!! So Heidi is back at Bolthouse... true she doesn't have her cushy office and is basically pushing papers.. but still... she got what she wanted. I'm disappointed Brent Bolthouse. Just so disappointed :(

2. Whitney's got a new boy... and a new stalker!
I love a good Sigma Nu boy... not stalkers!!! Ok. I won't comment much on this... but new york cutie kind of ended up being a little stalkerish when whitney flirted with the new boy! i thought he was going to burn holes into her head he was staring so hard. and was it just me or was he not nearly as cute this trip... not sure what it was... but just wasn't digging him. btw...The City... CAN.NOT.WAIT!!!!

3. Spencer has a thing against sisters... and moms!!SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!? SERIOUSLY!?!?!? i would kick kevin rose's ass if he ever talked to me the way spencer talks to holly!!! and it just boggles my mind that heidi just lets him get away with it! its one thing if he wants to talk to she pratt the he does... she really can't do anything about that. its sh%*y that anyone would ever treat family the way he does... but its his sister... not hers. and it was bad enough the way he talks to and treats holly... again... would kick some rosey ass... but MAJOR lines were crossed when he conversed with heidi's mom!!!!! I seriously sat there in shock as she cried and he laughed in her face. And then Heidi just did nothing about it! Kills me. SERIOULSY kills me!

4. When the cats away... the she-pratt rat will play!
Just when you think Stephanie can't get ANY dumber than agreeing to go out with her new friend's ex just two weeks after they break up... she drops a bomb like this "i mean seriously how will she find out" !?!?!?! silence. birds chirping. mouth falls open. "how will she find out?" well dumbass... you just told her best friend. that might be one way that she finds out. and the best part is the true look of horror that crossed her face when she saw brody's mom at the restaurant. it was like THAT was the moment she realized that LC might find out. Not that Audrina had already told Lo, Heidi, Spencer, Justin Bobby and everyone that she works with. I'm surprised Kid Kraddick wasn't dishing about it. Brody's mom... seeing her is the moment she chose to panic. Dumbass. And speaking of dumbass... what's his name... geez its been so long and he was so unimpressionable i can't even remember his name... hold on let me scroll down... oh yeah douchebag doug. boys take notes... NEVER EVER EVER say to a girl that you have dated... "you were just a fling... what's the big deal" when trying to defend your dirtbag actions of taking out one of her best friends behind her back. Just to note... I don't exactly think that Stephanie and Doug going out was SUCH a horrible thing... LC broke up with Doug... she said it wasn't there and she wasn't feeling it... if two dumbasses feel a connection then so be it... everyone has an ex... we can't all tiptoe around that... its the WAY they handled it! Audrina said from the very beginning... I just think you should wait until LC gets back. I think the whole thing could have been avoided if they hadn't snuck around.

5. LC and Justin Bobby hookup... its laughable.
Never in a million years would i have put Justin Bobby as the adult in their relationship... but the boy had his s**t together and said everything he had to say with quite a bit of maturity. The best part was "this doesn't just effect you Audrina" DAAAAMN GINA!!!! Case in point that Audrina is very easily manipulated and will believe anything she hears. She really doesn't think for herself. How many times do LC and Justin have to tell her that nothing happened for her to believe it. My favorite part was after LC has told her "he disgusts me" she still looks at her and says "you swear to God nothing happened" ?!?!?! Good job Audrina... You have her just where you want her... I think she is gonna crack this time!!! Lord have mercy! I honestly think if I were LC at that point I would have been like "you got me Audrina... I did! I hooked up with him." cause obviously that is what she wanted to hear and wasn't going to drop it until that is what she heard. i also love that they chose to work things out at a club... who does that!?!?! i think the person that felt the most uncomfortable throughout the whole conversation was the random woman that was stuck between the two of them at the table. seriously she was just a 40 year old soccer mom just trying to enjoy her merlot and all she is hearing is f bombs being handed out like happys on halloween. And btw... who the hell is that Dino dude?!?!?!

6. And last but not least... wedding bliss!!!!
That's right... they went and did it. Speidi is OFFICIAL!! I really have no words... except for anyone taking bets on how long it last!?!?! let me know!

The LC/JB/Drina drama contiunes next week... and it looks great! I am not promising anything... but i have to admit if feels good to be back! until then...

xoxo