An Unexpected Friend

So I was all set to see previews for the next episode when what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer. Ok not really cause it is totally the wrong time of year... but it was as if Christmas came early cause we got an all new episode!!! Hope everyone stuck around for the second half of the hour cause here we go... The Top Ten Countdown.

10. Alright Bitcheeees!! Who knew the 70's were back!?! I had a total Parker Posey flashback to "Dazed and Confused".

9. Spencer sitting on the couch feeling sorry for himself... again. Has he left that couch once since he went on the relationship vacation?

8. She Pratt's headband. Ok. I am still trying to figure out which Halloween costume she stole that thing from. A 1920's flapper girl or a Princess Tiger Lilly ensamble. Either way... it made her look like she was losing circulation to the brain. oh... so much has just been made clear.

7. I don't know about you but I could TOTALLY pull of the black leather leggings. Cause you all know me... I have legs for daaaaaaays!

6. The relationship between a brother and sister is such a sacred bond. I mean who else can call you an annoying loser and continue to kick you over and over and over when you are down???

5. Are you allowed to talk to me?? Who the f*%k cares if her brother and best friend get mad??? They suck.

4. Not that this is an actual part of the plot... but I love the music info that pops up in the corner of my TV when a good song comes on :)

3. I want the Sass and Bide white T-shirt with the big black sequin heart on the front. Combine it with the pink tutu that Heidi wore two birthdays ago and I would be in hog heaven. Love it!

2. What's the girl going to do to me? Seriously?!? LC, her brother started a sex tape rumor about you! My guess (and judging by the eye cut between Audrina and Lo they probably feel the same way) is that the girl will set out to RUIN you if you cross her psychotically tangled path the wrong way. Be-ware.

1. The opening scene. I honestly think that might have been one of the greatest moments in The Hills history. When She Pratt realized she was sitting two seats away from LC I think she almost had a heart attack. Actually, I think she almost did something else, but I am going to keep this blog clean.

So in this episode I actually had my knees up to my chest and was saying some OMG's. I also laughed quite a bit! Pretty good episode. Can't wait for the birthday next week.

Until then,

xoxo

Back to LA

Ahh... The He Said and the She Said. The yin and the yang. The black and the white. And of course... The positive and the negatives... what a way to fill a half hour space!!!

The Positive: Whitney got the recommendation from Lisa and the job from Kelly.
The Negative: She apparently sold her soul to the devil. I am soooo looking forward to watching her try to attempt this job!!!!


The Positive: Spencer moved out.
The Negative: He moved in with She Pratt! Its a coin toss as to which one will be the more annoying to watch. Spencer and Heidi are one thing. Its fun to watch them crash and burn. But Spencer and She Pratt... that is just mean!!!


The Positive: LC isn't going to let the whole Brody situation keep her down. She's over it. She had a French fling. Who needs him!!
The Negative: True feelings show when the alcohol starts to flow. "Where's your girlfriend?" Ouch. Team LC-1 Team Brody-0.

The Positive: Heidi gets to keep the 50" TV that she "bought".
The Negative: She should have saved the money from the TV and used it to fix her lips. Ok. I am a girl and I understand breakup eyes. That is excusable, but the lips, no ma'am. They just looked BAD. They are too big for her face!!!!

The Positive: LO IS BACK!!!!
The Negative: Instead of having fun Lo we had to listen to her once again console LC about Brody. Anyone else pick up her being a little more than annoyed that they were having the same conversation again!

There weren't a lot of OMG or laugh out loud moments in this episode, but fulfilling non the less! See you next time.

Until then,

xoxo

Paris Changes Everything

Welcome back ladies and gents to the main event! We've waited too many long months for the return of our favorite clique (and the tossed aside outcasts) and finally they're baaaaack!!!!! So lets dive right in see what we've learned so far. Here are your ABC's of The Hills!

A... Absent Audrina. Even thousands of miles away she still manages to drop a bomb on LC.

B... Ball Gowns, Debutantes, and Escorts. What more could a girl want out of Paris.
C... Crested Butte. Oh how I love the Crested Butte. The snow, the hot chocolate, the awkward dinner toasts...

D... Delusional. I am never one to agree with Spencer, but Heidi must have been smoking something if she actually thought Spencer was going to move out of a place he paid for. Should have married him, then you could have taken the condo.
E... Eiffel Tower. While the guys might not have been the cutest according to American standards... taking Whit and LC to the Eiffel Tower with a bottle of champagne did definitely score them some major points.
F... F*%ked. That is what anyone else would have been if they had burned their one of a kind ball gown.
G... Gotta hand it to LC. She handled the news about Brody well. 

H... Hemstitch. Who knew LC was so handy with a needle. Guess she is in design school. Sometimes one forgets these things :)

I... I heart Whitney! What is LC going to do without her and her great advice. "we can totally find boyfriends in 2 days"

J... Jackass. I think we all know who I am talking about!

K... Kimball's gonna kill LC when he finds out what happened to her original dress.

L... Lip Collegian! Looks like Heidi made a quick stop to the plastic surgeon on her way out of town.

M... Matthias, Midnight tours, and Mariah Carey???  I don't know what was more awkward.  The CREEPY way Matthias stared LC down from the moment she arrived to the bar, the way he chased her down to tell her she didn't properly kiss him goodnight, him showing up at the ball on the Vespa... or the way Mariah Carey stood all night long!!!

N... Naked. "Probaby would rather us show up naked than not have the shoes."

O... One way relationship. Apparently that is what Heidi has to look forward to according to Spencer.
P... Pencil skirts. Really? That is all LC brought to Paris?  Honey, go buy a new dress... don't mess up the only one have!!!!!!

Q... Quite a start to the new season!
R... Rock-n-Roll. Yup, that was the name of the band the girls met up with. We're Rock-n-Roll and we play Rock-n-Roll???

S... She Pratt. Hats off to Big Sis. She managed deliver not one, but 2 of the best lines of the night! "This would be a great thing if her parents liked you." And... "I guess you could just make a list of everything you've done and just do the exact opposite."

T... Tim. Wow. Wow. Wow. I think he handled Spencer's arrival perfectly. The best part "um... I guess you can wait inside if you want."
U... Unwanted. Could Spencer have expected anything differently???
V... Vespa. A midnight tour of Paris on a Vespa is pretty cool!
W... WTF!!! What was that Alicia Keys mini drama thingy and why did we have to sit thru it?
X... eXpecting some action. Frenchie thought for sure LC would ask him back up to her room.
Y... Yes, LC did in fact get on the back of the Vespa in her "very special" ball gown.  
Z... Zero Brody. I did miss him tonight. Even though it didn't take him long to find a new girl.

So there you go. First episode was great!! I can't wait for the rest of the season.  

Until then...

xoxo