You Did This... and thensome!

Ok... so I know that it has been a while since I have said oh anything at all... but I must, must, must comment on a few things that have been happening on our favorite guilty pleasure... there are MANY things that I have left out... and it kind of jumps from episode to episode... but here you go!! Feel free to comment on what I have forgotten.

1. Brent Bolthouse is my hero... and then back to zero!
He did it! He did it!!! He finally came to his senses and realized that no amount of MTV publicity was worth putting up with Heidi and her terrible work ethics. Ok... so MAYBE it wasn't so much that he came to his senses as it was the Sam lit a fire under his ass and said get rid of the tequila filled (seriously how many did she have... even I started to feel woozy watching her) malibu barbie. Doesn't matter... she was DUNZO... Heidi finally got what she deserved... flashbacks raced thru my mind... crashing LC's first work party, screwing Elodie, Vegas... Karma had kicked in!!! And then within a blink of an eye she has both Brent and Sam eating out of the palm of her hand. I thought FOR SURE after the scene Spencer made with Brent at the club that she would never get her job back... and then honestly I can't believe after what Brent and Sam said about Spencer she would ever want to go back and work for them. Not that anything that they said wasn't true... but seriously they were ruthless!! I LOVED IT!!!!! So Heidi is back at Bolthouse... true she doesn't have her cushy office and is basically pushing papers.. but still... she got what she wanted. I'm disappointed Brent Bolthouse. Just so disappointed :(

2. Whitney's got a new boy... and a new stalker!
I love a good Sigma Nu boy... not stalkers!!! Ok. I won't comment much on this... but new york cutie kind of ended up being a little stalkerish when whitney flirted with the new boy! i thought he was going to burn holes into her head he was staring so hard. and was it just me or was he not nearly as cute this trip... not sure what it was... but just wasn't digging him. btw...The City... CAN.NOT.WAIT!!!!

3. Spencer has a thing against sisters... and moms!!SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!? SERIOUSLY!?!?!? i would kick kevin rose's ass if he ever talked to me the way spencer talks to holly!!! and it just boggles my mind that heidi just lets him get away with it! its one thing if he wants to talk to she pratt the he does... she really can't do anything about that. its sh%*y that anyone would ever treat family the way he does... but its his sister... not hers. and it was bad enough the way he talks to and treats holly... again... would kick some rosey ass... but MAJOR lines were crossed when he conversed with heidi's mom!!!!! I seriously sat there in shock as she cried and he laughed in her face. And then Heidi just did nothing about it! Kills me. SERIOULSY kills me!

4. When the cats away... the she-pratt rat will play!
Just when you think Stephanie can't get ANY dumber than agreeing to go out with her new friend's ex just two weeks after they break up... she drops a bomb like this "i mean seriously how will she find out" !?!?!?! silence. birds chirping. mouth falls open. "how will she find out?" well dumbass... you just told her best friend. that might be one way that she finds out. and the best part is the true look of horror that crossed her face when she saw brody's mom at the restaurant. it was like THAT was the moment she realized that LC might find out. Not that Audrina had already told Lo, Heidi, Spencer, Justin Bobby and everyone that she works with. I'm surprised Kid Kraddick wasn't dishing about it. Brody's mom... seeing her is the moment she chose to panic. Dumbass. And speaking of dumbass... what's his name... geez its been so long and he was so unimpressionable i can't even remember his name... hold on let me scroll down... oh yeah douchebag doug. boys take notes... NEVER EVER EVER say to a girl that you have dated... "you were just a fling... what's the big deal" when trying to defend your dirtbag actions of taking out one of her best friends behind her back. Just to note... I don't exactly think that Stephanie and Doug going out was SUCH a horrible thing... LC broke up with Doug... she said it wasn't there and she wasn't feeling it... if two dumbasses feel a connection then so be it... everyone has an ex... we can't all tiptoe around that... its the WAY they handled it! Audrina said from the very beginning... I just think you should wait until LC gets back. I think the whole thing could have been avoided if they hadn't snuck around.

5. LC and Justin Bobby hookup... its laughable.
Never in a million years would i have put Justin Bobby as the adult in their relationship... but the boy had his s**t together and said everything he had to say with quite a bit of maturity. The best part was "this doesn't just effect you Audrina" DAAAAMN GINA!!!! Case in point that Audrina is very easily manipulated and will believe anything she hears. She really doesn't think for herself. How many times do LC and Justin have to tell her that nothing happened for her to believe it. My favorite part was after LC has told her "he disgusts me" she still looks at her and says "you swear to God nothing happened" ?!?!?! Good job Audrina... You have her just where you want her... I think she is gonna crack this time!!! Lord have mercy! I honestly think if I were LC at that point I would have been like "you got me Audrina... I did! I hooked up with him." cause obviously that is what she wanted to hear and wasn't going to drop it until that is what she heard. i also love that they chose to work things out at a club... who does that!?!?! i think the person that felt the most uncomfortable throughout the whole conversation was the random woman that was stuck between the two of them at the table. seriously she was just a 40 year old soccer mom just trying to enjoy her merlot and all she is hearing is f bombs being handed out like happys on halloween. And btw... who the hell is that Dino dude?!?!?!

6. And last but not least... wedding bliss!!!!
That's right... they went and did it. Speidi is OFFICIAL!! I really have no words... except for anyone taking bets on how long it last!?!?! let me know!

The LC/JB/Drina drama contiunes next week... and it looks great! I am not promising anything... but i have to admit if feels good to be back! until then...

xoxo

Better Off As Friends

"How would you like to be dumped?" I am gonna go ahead and start off by saying I am WAY to jaded right now too be writing about this episode... but it was a good one... so I am gonna go with quotes of the night! There were a few that I am sure you couldn't miss and these were the ones that I loved...

"This is called multi-tasking in a power bitch world"- and just like that Kelly C. moves to the TOP of my favorite list! I love that last week we saw her being a total hardass, ripping Jessica a new one... and this week she is making sure that Whitney has a good time while she is in NYC! That is the type of boss that R.O.C.K.S!

"I was a Sigma Nu" - OMG!!!! And now Alex moves to the top of my list!!!! I have two weaknesses in a boy... a baseball boy and a Sigma Nu boy... if you happen to be either then please feel free give me a call... i'm on the rebound :) I absolutely love that Alex dropped that he was a Sigma Nu!!! I was thinking that I loved the boy in the long johns with not the six pack... but the oh I don't know the 10 pack... but man... the moment he dropped his letters he won my heart!!!

"Time to get in bed and cuddle my dear"- ??? you just told your girlfriend that if she decided to go hang out with YOUR sister and her former best friend... who she apparently misses very much... then she shouldn't come home to you... and then you tell her this.... confused look!!!! there are sooooo many things i could say about him right now.... but i just don't have the space to do it!!!!!!

"Can we talk about us getting naked" - and just like that Brody moves to number one on my list!!!!! I love him! I just do! And the reason that he knew that LC and Doug wouldn't work out was because he knows that he and LC are meant to be together!!! Why is it EVERYONE in the world sees that they are sooo good together and yet they toy with our emotions so!!!!!!

"no one else is coming" - and just like that drinks with the girls turns into a date!!!!! and how cool was alex... "i know you planned that"... that by the way is how a sigma nu handles what could have been a total awkward situation... total confidence!!!! not only that... but they don't just sit and hang out at the hotel... he takes her on a walking tour!!! heart. heart. heart.

"hamster, guinea pig"- DUMBASS!!! enough said!

"i'll see you very soon" my heart just skipped a beat knowing that we will see more of alex!

"i'll peek in"- so now we know two things... she pratt is so desperate for her brother's attention that she buys him bribery gifts... and lets face it... that's what that was. and two... spencer apparently likes the cia.

"its just not there"- i know that i should comment more on the "breakup" then i am going to... but lets just say i had a little deja vu last night. i can say that while i do think that for the most part the editing on the hills can be less than steller... i can PROMISE you... that was the actual amount of time that LC spent in Doug's... I can't even call him Douchebag Doug... house... when someone that you are crazy about is telling you "i'm sorry... its not you, its me" all you can think is get out... get out... get out!!!!!! But in fairness to LC... she needed to do that so she and Brody can be together!!! Seriously never giving up....

so there you go... the quotes that that caught my attention.. for better or for worse! don't forget that we get a bonus episode sunday before the vma's... my favorite night of the year!!! until then...

xoxo

Drama Follows Them

Ummmm... so I am beginning to think that I have a sick, weird, twisted sense of humor when it comes to this show! I can not help it... but for some reason I laugh at the most inappropriate awkward moments! And I am not talking about just a chuckle... I am talking about sitting on the couch by myself laughing until I almost have tears running down my face then let out a HUGE sigh at the end to catch my breath!  By the end of the episode I was a little bit scared of myself... cause I know it is totally not normal... nor did ANYONE laugh as hard as I did... but it is what it is! here were my LOL moments....

1) douchebag doug getting turned down cause lauren had to go to work instead of "going to do something" oy!

2) the quote about the blondes verses the brunettes. i don't think even audrina knew how to respond to that it was so dumb!!!

3) heidi trying to give her reason as to why she wanted to go to she pratt's birthday party without actually saying "hey fuck face... she is the only person left in LA besides your sorry ass that wants to have anything to do with me... so i would kind of like a night out of the apartment!" yes... i dropped the f'bomb... its a first in my 12 months of posting... but omg... sometimes you have to call it like you see it!

4) rock. hard place. insert LC! getting ready for a hot night out on the town is stressful enough... but when your two best friends hate each other and are shooting the worst go to hell looks ever it is so TOTALLY awkward... probably the most awkward of the night... and I couldn't stop laughing! something is wrong with me!!!!!!!!

5) the dinner... oh the dinner! The look on Whitney's face was as if she had just seen Kelly ACTUALLY bitch slap Jessica from the LA store to the NYC store. It was priceless! Poor thing... I heart Whitney so much and she had to have been so uncomfortable in that moment. again... i choose to laugh!

6)"can't we all just get along" "we are all just getting along" "well we're not ALL getting along" "well those of us that matter are getting along".... silence because I am trying to catch my breath.

7) "you look pretty... i'm glad we chatted" audrina sits in total amusement and astonishment. my friend caroline says she is proud of audrina for not responding... i just think the music was too loud and she was in shock that someone called her pretty with her clothes on. harsh... but reality bites.

8) balloons? seriously? balloons? and a tiny chocolate cake to boot... i mean i know you are having issues with your sister and all... but balloons? seriously?

9) this is the BEST birthday ever!!! duuuuuuuuude don't jinx it!!!! next thing ya know you're sittin' all by your lonesome on an oversized couch in an overpriced club with nobody there to buy you a birthday shot... cause the fuck face to your left and his blow up doll brought you balloons and a chocolate cake and they are dunzo for the night!

10) if spencer and stephanie weren't brother and sister then WE would all be so sad cause we would not get awesome reactions like this "as long as you are rolling with that posse then i don't want to have anything to do with you. and that is straight up"

11) clean up aisle 5... clean up on aisle 5.  i thought Whitney was going to hurl all over Kelly when she said she probably shouldn't make plans for the next few months!

12) last but not least... does ANYONE believe the bs that she pratt was shoveling down LC's throat about not knowing that the terrible twosome was going to be there??? it literally made me laugh out loud!!!

ok... so you got at two for one special tonight and i am whipped. probably lots of typos... but i am too drained to even check... just read around them and use your own colorful thoughts if mine don't make any sense. but i will leave you on one final note... has anyone noticed that the commercial time is getting longer as are the "shots around town." true we get to hear lots of great music that way... but i swear there was hardly any "plot time" tonight! we'll compare next week... until then...

xoxo

LO 101

Ok. Before I start on last night's episode I feel as if I should address the BACKLASH that I received in stating that I am a LO fan. Yes it is true... I might eat my words later on, but for right now I will defend her until the end! Yes, I know that on occasion she has been a little bit of a nasty mean bitch that only Heidi could rival... but I do, I love her. And in case you need a refresher course... or if you are joining this program that is already in progress... here are the reasons that I do HEART Lo!!!

1) just a few of her memorable quotes from Laguna AND the hills... 

a) her response after LC states that she doesn't want to marry steeeeephen.... "why? he's cute. you'd have pretty babies."

b) you whorebag!

c) ohhhhh... those aren't cigarette poofs!

d) mocking kristen... "ste-phan"

e) morgan has the same dress on as me... she's a whore!

f) oh... he should probably be your boyfriend by now!

g) lauren... i think justin bobby is mad at us!

           these are just to name a FEW!!!

2) she ALWAYS has LC's back! and i must say... she tells LC when a bad egg is around. she didn't like kristen, she didn't like jen bunney, she didn't like heidi, she doesn't like she pratt and they have ALL screwed her in some form or fashion... i'm just saying... maybe she has to be there to weed out the bad one's for LC!

3) she is on TEAM BRODY!

4) she made out with Frankie!!! She took a little time out of setting up the BFF to enjoy Vegas on her own! Love it! Respect it!

5)the greatest words that have EVER plummeted out of LC's mouth came because of LO.... "i just saw lo's britney!!!!" may be Klassy with a K.... but classy no less!!!

6) HELLOOOOOOOOOOO she alone is responsible for coining the name "justin bobby"... and come on... where would we all be without being able to say the name justin bobby!!!! it brings a smile to my face every time i say it!!!

So agree or disagree... i care not! i just want those of you who think i am HORRIBLE person for liking this girl to understand the reasons why i do... oh... and i totally know that i could NEVER be the bitch that she is so i live vicariously thru her!!!! 

DUNZO!

We'll Never Be Friends Again...

And we're back!!! Ladies and gents this was an awesome premiere! I had more than a few laugh out loud omg moments tonight! With the Olympics going on I feel as if we should support our teams... so here we go!

Team Spencer... yes I am starting with this one! I know I swore I would never support this guy... but come on... the moment you saw him and Holly sitting on the couch after HH was talking about how she had to rush home cause she hadn't told either of them that the other would be there was PRICELESS!!! I think Spencer had more than enough reasons to be a little miffed!!! 

Team Heidi... and just like that we remember the reasons why we hate this guy!! Holly made a breakfast "just for him" and he is a complete asshole!!! "Don't wake me up???" Dude slept til noon and then went right back to bed!! Heidi do not defend this guy with he's just grumpy!!

Team Audrina... it's HER birthday!! She is allowed to invite whomever she likes! Even if they have giant pink mohawks!! Bitchiest comment of the night goes to Lo "weelll... guess we just have to enjoy the company that comes" the look that LC shot her will go down as one of the greatest in Hills history!!

Team Lo... okay guys say what you will... i HEART Lo!!! She has been there since the Laguna days and whether or not she is a bitch now she as always added MUCH comic relief.  She went with good intentions to talk to Audrina and Audrina said flat out that she just doesn't care. Even after she told Audrina she wanted to be friends with her! Go get your own place Audrina!

Team Spencer... and we're back to him! OMG... I hate saying he EVER has the right to be pissed... but I have to side with him on the whole letting Holly stay with them. They are just back together!!! Having a sibling... who doesn't like you... stay with you for even a week is poison.

Team Brody... I know! I know! It is wishful thinking... but this Doug is a douche!! First... he ordered a Stella... come on. Stella?!?! That is a girl's beer. Sorry guys if you like it.... but it is. We call it the champagne of beer. Light weight. Second... what the HELL did he have on at the BBQ??? He did know that he was going to be around other people AND that he would be on television!!! 

Okay... that's it! I am so glad to be back!!! But even more excited that our drama filled friends are back!!!  The previews for the season look awesome and I am looking forward to my Monday ritual!!!

xoxo

A New Roommate

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?" FRAK THAT!!! How many awkward moments can the producers of this show fit into one episode? You tell me...

How fun is getting ready for a girls night?!?! Boys you don't know... but it is so fun. Planning what you are going to wear. Chatting about how fun the evening is going to be. Wondering who all will get wasted and hook up. And then everything comes to a screeching halt when someone makes a comment like this... "Maybe she'll bring Heidi!" I love Lo for so many reasons and this is one of them! The looks on both LC and Audrina's faces were priceless. And then there was the look on Lo's when she realized that it might not have been as funny to them as she thought it would be. She should know that she definitely got a major laugh out of those watching! Awkward scale - 5

Oooohhh how the tables can turn. Instead of Heidi's girl's night sinking into the oblivion like the Titanic this week it was LC's. She must have been in hell. Not only did she have to be crammed into a booth with Heidi and Justin Bobby... but she had to hear them talk about what a bitch she was being that night! T-terrible! I think I would have gone home too... or taken a few shots of Petron and told them how I felt about them. Awkward scale - 7

He speaks?!?! And he's sober enough to deliver the best line of the night??? He's "Liking the leather". This was actually the one scene in the entire episode that wasn't totally uncomfortable and awkward. And it involved Justin Bobby no less! Its amazing how far a conversation can go if its not one sided. Awkward Scale: 1... come on its The Hills, there is never a date without the awkward silence!

The walk of shame... sometimes it hurts. Especially when your BFF/roomie doesn't approve of who you took the walk for. Not that I am a Audrina/Justin Bobby supporter, but I really wish that Audrina would have been a bitch right back to LC and said "You stopped going back to Jason cause he got engaged!!!!" It is TOTALLY a Jason/LC situation. They both went back to the guys that hurt them after they got clean and sober... and they cut their hair. Awkward Scale: 8.

Whew!!! I thought for a moment there we weren't going to get to see Spencer on the couch!!!! I really don't think my system could have handled that. In what part of Heidi's teeny tiny delusional mind did she think it would be ok to stop by the Pratt condo without calling Stephanie first. My guess is that she did and totally knew that she wasn't there. And!!! I loved that Spencer called her out on her "she's my daughter, she's my sister" moment. Make up your mind... did you stop to see the he or she pratt? Even Spencer is tired of hearing about her melodrama with LC. She doesn't like you. Get over it. I would feel sorry for her if I didn't dislike her so much. Awkward scale: 4

Lo does it again! "Maybe she'll have Heidi AND Justin Bobby over" Honeeeey... if it wasn't funny to her the first time, it sure as hell isn't gonna be funny when you throw a second enemy in there. The whole lunch was totally uncomfortable! Audrina looked like she would rather have a root canal than move in with LC and Lo. Its going to be so awesome watching this!!! Awkward Scale: 9. There was never a comfortable moment at that table!

Although I wasn't totally impressed with this episode it did fill the half hour well. And if nothing else... Justin Bobby was back! Speaking of being back... OMG Steeeeeephhhaaaann!!! If you never watched Laguna I highly reccommend you Netflix the heck out of seasons 1 and 2. Until then...

xoxo

Girls Night Out

Oh the drama tonight was AWESOME! I love it when we get in a good Spencer/Heidi fight!!!!! So here we go. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of it all...

The Good: Ah... the girls night. A sacred tradition in which girls get together for food, fun and well to get d-runk! Boys will be boys, but girls... girls can be bad on a night like this.
The Bad: She Pratt told Spencer where they were going. She will no longer be included in girls night.
The Ugly: The moment Spencer walked in you knew it was going to get soooo ugly! The last thing the girls want is for their night to be busted up by an ex.

The Good: Heidi could win an academy award for that "i'm so mad" performance! ok... not really, but I actually thought for a minute she was really surprised that Spencer was there.
The Bad: Spencer's attempt to flirt with those girls. I'm with the skanky girls... be a man... shoot the tequila! Don't sip on the damn shot!
The Ugly: The look that the skanky girls gave Heidi as they walked by during Spencer and Heidi's fight. I thought the one girl's eyes were going to get stuck in the back of her head she rolled them so hard.

The Good: Audrina told LC that she met up with Heidi to have drinks. She's being honest and has nothing to hide.
The Bad: Audrina told LC that she met up with Heidi to have drinks. Girl should have just kept that info to herself!!!!
The Ugly: LC's ability to cut Audrina at the knees by saying the only reason Heidi wants to be friends with her is to get back at Lauren. Ouch.

The Good: LC got some real world work experience and it paid off.
The Bad: The realization that she now has a real job. Welcome to the real world... well as real as its gonna get for you.
The Ugly: Jessica is sooooo getting fired and she knows it!

The Good: Best line of the night goes to... as much as I hate it... Spencer. "In the real world a "relationship vacation" is a break up!" finally some common sense in this relationship!
The Bad: Spencer's attempt to defend his "saying hello" to the skanky girls.
The Ugly: Heidi's fake white nails. She wouldn't be able to get thru airport security with those weapons. Geez.

I already know what my favorite moment for next week's episode is going to be, but I won't share... until then.

xoxo

Just Be Careful...

So while I do love getting to see two episodes each week... the whole having to post twice in one day kind of takes a toll on my brain. This one is going to be short, sweet and to the point. Here were my favorite moments of the episode.

1) LC's still in the closet! How sad did she look in that intern closet all by herself. She must be bored out of her freaking mind!! Does she not get a new buddy to play with? At least let her bring in her puppy or something. Gaw!!!

2) Audrina being left on the couch all by herself to handle Heidi! Haha. How awkward was that moment! Literally all her friends got up and left her. And yes, I realize it was probably staged cause they wanted to get the convo on tape, but it just looked so funny. Audrina just does not handle pressure well!

3) Whitney needs to watch what she eats and drinks at work from now on... never know when Jessica might slip her something. I am so very proud that Kelly likes Whitney and her ideas, but OMG I thought Jessica was going to have her head at the meeting. Upstaging your boss is a good way to have the job from hell!!!!

4) Oh oh oh!!! The she pratt just couldn't wait to stir that pot the day after seeing Audrina. I wonder if she got any sleep that night at all or if she stayed up just thinking about how she was going to approach LC?!?! Trouble... maker!!

5) Audrina needs to learn to take up for herself! Twice she let LC walk all over her. If I had been the one sitting on that couch with LC I would have lost it! What makes LC being friends with the she pratt any different than Heidi being friends with Audrina. And... the only reason she wants to be friends with her is to get back at LC??? Oh I would have been like "please don't flatter yourself honey." And Heidi stayed in the apartment for like 2.5 seconds. Sorry for the tangent, but I think LC could have been a little more gracious.

6) No Spencer! I could be having a totally next morning relapse, but I don't think he was in the second episode at all!!

Ok. So there you go. All in all tonight was pretty great!! Can't wait til next week when Heidi catches Spencer and his many women. Until then...

xoxo

When Spencer Finds Out

Hope everyone had a good weekend! I was a naughty girl skipped church, so what better way to make myself feel better than to pick out the flaws of our favorite misfits!!! I know... I know I am so bad! Here you go... a special "Hills Twist" to The 7 Deadly Sins!


Lust- While there was no excessive show of lust tonight, relationships were definitely on the brain. Spencer apparently has girls falling all over him, but obviously he has changed since his days of trying to date Heidi and Audria at the same time and is a one woman man now... problem is he needs to know if he actually has a woman. Lo and Frankie must have a little more going on than their infamous hookup in Vegas than we know about... problem is lo didn't know he has a girlfriend. LC and Brody are finally able to hang out like normal friends and talk about their love lives... problem is they are still totally into each other.

Gluttony- Ever notice when people get lots of alcohol in them they tend to say the same things over and over? The she pratt had to justify her being there by repeatedly telling LC that it was all "water under the bridge" and LC kept having to tell the she pratt that she was such a good person. If either of them kept it up much longer it would have all seemed a little insincere and staged. oh wait that was totally how it seemed! Lo and Audrina have the right idea by not trusting the she pratt any further than they could throw her. Audrina gets one of the moments of the night when she threw a fake smile across her face and told lo to "smile". whew, that was a close one... almost got busted. Party on!

Greed- It doesn't really show in this episode, but I kind of think that LC is greedy when it comes to her friends. I don't think she likes to share. Should be interesting to see when she, Audrina, and Lo move in together.

Sloth- Guess who I am giving the award for the biggest sloth to... anyone? anyone?... if you guessed Spencer then give yourself a cookie. Seriously people the boy has got to get out of that apartment!! If i were the she pratt I would have slapped the s*^t out of him by now! I actually thought that she was going to when he told her that the maid needed to wash his sheets! omg! Jaw to the floor. I know by now I should never ever be shocked by the things that come out of Spencer's mouth... but damn gina!!! The she pratt was actually a better person than I would ever have been if he had told me to get out of my own living room. He needed to watch 24, seriously? Dude get a life... get a job... get some friends!!!!

Wrath- Now I know there is the age old saying that there is nothing like a woman's scorn, but Spencer being mad at me is something that I would never ever want hanging over my head. The title of the episode is "When Spencer Finds Out" that right there shows that nothing good can come from the she pratt and LC's friendship. There is a reason why Heidi told him over the phone. She was probably scarred that he would "shoot the messenger" if she told him in person. We all know what Spencer is capable of when somebody pisses him off. I don't care if you are his sister.

Envy- ohhh Heidi's favorite color these days must be green!!! She can roll her eyes all she wants when the she pratt asks her if she still wants to be friends, but she is dying that LC can be friends with the she pratt and not her. And it kills her that the she pratt wants to be friends with someone who doesn't like her. I love how she warns the she pratt that one day she will be your best friend and then the next day its over. Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't Heidi drop all of her friends and completely lost her social life when she chose Spencer over all of them??? And didn't she stand behind Spencer when he started all the drama??? Oh... btw... body language is a killer, Heidi totally gave herself away when the she pratt called her out on that one.

Pride- OMG! I have never ever seen a more prideful group of 22 year olds in my life. Let it go people! You don't like each other. Done. Don't say that you don't care... that it doesn't bother you anymore when it OBVIOUSLY does! No more of this "they did this to me" "she started it" bulls*^t! We get it! Move on! Oh wait... what am i talking about... if the drama wasn't there we wouldn't be so addicted to this show! Continue on as usual!

Now go read your Bible... but stay tuned for the next episode!

xoxo

An Unexpected Friend

So I was all set to see previews for the next episode when what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer. Ok not really cause it is totally the wrong time of year... but it was as if Christmas came early cause we got an all new episode!!! Hope everyone stuck around for the second half of the hour cause here we go... The Top Ten Countdown.

10. Alright Bitcheeees!! Who knew the 70's were back!?! I had a total Parker Posey flashback to "Dazed and Confused".

9. Spencer sitting on the couch feeling sorry for himself... again. Has he left that couch once since he went on the relationship vacation?

8. She Pratt's headband. Ok. I am still trying to figure out which Halloween costume she stole that thing from. A 1920's flapper girl or a Princess Tiger Lilly ensamble. Either way... it made her look like she was losing circulation to the brain. oh... so much has just been made clear.

7. I don't know about you but I could TOTALLY pull of the black leather leggings. Cause you all know me... I have legs for daaaaaaays!

6. The relationship between a brother and sister is such a sacred bond. I mean who else can call you an annoying loser and continue to kick you over and over and over when you are down???

5. Are you allowed to talk to me?? Who the f*%k cares if her brother and best friend get mad??? They suck.

4. Not that this is an actual part of the plot... but I love the music info that pops up in the corner of my TV when a good song comes on :)

3. I want the Sass and Bide white T-shirt with the big black sequin heart on the front. Combine it with the pink tutu that Heidi wore two birthdays ago and I would be in hog heaven. Love it!

2. What's the girl going to do to me? Seriously?!? LC, her brother started a sex tape rumor about you! My guess (and judging by the eye cut between Audrina and Lo they probably feel the same way) is that the girl will set out to RUIN you if you cross her psychotically tangled path the wrong way. Be-ware.

1. The opening scene. I honestly think that might have been one of the greatest moments in The Hills history. When She Pratt realized she was sitting two seats away from LC I think she almost had a heart attack. Actually, I think she almost did something else, but I am going to keep this blog clean.

So in this episode I actually had my knees up to my chest and was saying some OMG's. I also laughed quite a bit! Pretty good episode. Can't wait for the birthday next week.

Until then,

xoxo

Back to LA

Ahh... The He Said and the She Said. The yin and the yang. The black and the white. And of course... The positive and the negatives... what a way to fill a half hour space!!!

The Positive: Whitney got the recommendation from Lisa and the job from Kelly.
The Negative: She apparently sold her soul to the devil. I am soooo looking forward to watching her try to attempt this job!!!!


The Positive: Spencer moved out.
The Negative: He moved in with She Pratt! Its a coin toss as to which one will be the more annoying to watch. Spencer and Heidi are one thing. Its fun to watch them crash and burn. But Spencer and She Pratt... that is just mean!!!


The Positive: LC isn't going to let the whole Brody situation keep her down. She's over it. She had a French fling. Who needs him!!
The Negative: True feelings show when the alcohol starts to flow. "Where's your girlfriend?" Ouch. Team LC-1 Team Brody-0.

The Positive: Heidi gets to keep the 50" TV that she "bought".
The Negative: She should have saved the money from the TV and used it to fix her lips. Ok. I am a girl and I understand breakup eyes. That is excusable, but the lips, no ma'am. They just looked BAD. They are too big for her face!!!!

The Positive: LO IS BACK!!!!
The Negative: Instead of having fun Lo we had to listen to her once again console LC about Brody. Anyone else pick up her being a little more than annoyed that they were having the same conversation again!

There weren't a lot of OMG or laugh out loud moments in this episode, but fulfilling non the less! See you next time.

Until then,

xoxo

Paris Changes Everything

Welcome back ladies and gents to the main event! We've waited too many long months for the return of our favorite clique (and the tossed aside outcasts) and finally they're baaaaack!!!!! So lets dive right in see what we've learned so far. Here are your ABC's of The Hills!

A... Absent Audrina. Even thousands of miles away she still manages to drop a bomb on LC.

B... Ball Gowns, Debutantes, and Escorts. What more could a girl want out of Paris.
C... Crested Butte. Oh how I love the Crested Butte. The snow, the hot chocolate, the awkward dinner toasts...

D... Delusional. I am never one to agree with Spencer, but Heidi must have been smoking something if she actually thought Spencer was going to move out of a place he paid for. Should have married him, then you could have taken the condo.
E... Eiffel Tower. While the guys might not have been the cutest according to American standards... taking Whit and LC to the Eiffel Tower with a bottle of champagne did definitely score them some major points.
F... F*%ked. That is what anyone else would have been if they had burned their one of a kind ball gown.
G... Gotta hand it to LC. She handled the news about Brody well. 

H... Hemstitch. Who knew LC was so handy with a needle. Guess she is in design school. Sometimes one forgets these things :)

I... I heart Whitney! What is LC going to do without her and her great advice. "we can totally find boyfriends in 2 days"

J... Jackass. I think we all know who I am talking about!

K... Kimball's gonna kill LC when he finds out what happened to her original dress.

L... Lip Collegian! Looks like Heidi made a quick stop to the plastic surgeon on her way out of town.

M... Matthias, Midnight tours, and Mariah Carey???  I don't know what was more awkward.  The CREEPY way Matthias stared LC down from the moment she arrived to the bar, the way he chased her down to tell her she didn't properly kiss him goodnight, him showing up at the ball on the Vespa... or the way Mariah Carey stood all night long!!!

N... Naked. "Probaby would rather us show up naked than not have the shoes."

O... One way relationship. Apparently that is what Heidi has to look forward to according to Spencer.
P... Pencil skirts. Really? That is all LC brought to Paris?  Honey, go buy a new dress... don't mess up the only one have!!!!!!

Q... Quite a start to the new season!
R... Rock-n-Roll. Yup, that was the name of the band the girls met up with. We're Rock-n-Roll and we play Rock-n-Roll???

S... She Pratt. Hats off to Big Sis. She managed deliver not one, but 2 of the best lines of the night! "This would be a great thing if her parents liked you." And... "I guess you could just make a list of everything you've done and just do the exact opposite."

T... Tim. Wow. Wow. Wow. I think he handled Spencer's arrival perfectly. The best part "um... I guess you can wait inside if you want."
U... Unwanted. Could Spencer have expected anything differently???
V... Vespa. A midnight tour of Paris on a Vespa is pretty cool!
W... WTF!!! What was that Alicia Keys mini drama thingy and why did we have to sit thru it?
X... eXpecting some action. Frenchie thought for sure LC would ask him back up to her room.
Y... Yes, LC did in fact get on the back of the Vespa in her "very special" ball gown.  
Z... Zero Brody. I did miss him tonight. Even though it didn't take him long to find a new girl.

So there you go. First episode was great!! I can't wait for the rest of the season.  

Until then...

xoxo