Paris Changes Everything

Welcome back ladies and gents to the main event! We've waited too many long months for the return of our favorite clique (and the tossed aside outcasts) and finally they're baaaaack!!!!! So lets dive right in see what we've learned so far. Here are your ABC's of The Hills!

A... Absent Audrina. Even thousands of miles away she still manages to drop a bomb on LC.

B... Ball Gowns, Debutantes, and Escorts. What more could a girl want out of Paris.
C... Crested Butte. Oh how I love the Crested Butte. The snow, the hot chocolate, the awkward dinner toasts...

D... Delusional. I am never one to agree with Spencer, but Heidi must have been smoking something if she actually thought Spencer was going to move out of a place he paid for. Should have married him, then you could have taken the condo.
E... Eiffel Tower. While the guys might not have been the cutest according to American standards... taking Whit and LC to the Eiffel Tower with a bottle of champagne did definitely score them some major points.
F... F*%ked. That is what anyone else would have been if they had burned their one of a kind ball gown.
G... Gotta hand it to LC. She handled the news about Brody well. 

H... Hemstitch. Who knew LC was so handy with a needle. Guess she is in design school. Sometimes one forgets these things :)

I... I heart Whitney! What is LC going to do without her and her great advice. "we can totally find boyfriends in 2 days"

J... Jackass. I think we all know who I am talking about!

K... Kimball's gonna kill LC when he finds out what happened to her original dress.

L... Lip Collegian! Looks like Heidi made a quick stop to the plastic surgeon on her way out of town.

M... Matthias, Midnight tours, and Mariah Carey???  I don't know what was more awkward.  The CREEPY way Matthias stared LC down from the moment she arrived to the bar, the way he chased her down to tell her she didn't properly kiss him goodnight, him showing up at the ball on the Vespa... or the way Mariah Carey stood all night long!!!

N... Naked. "Probaby would rather us show up naked than not have the shoes."

O... One way relationship. Apparently that is what Heidi has to look forward to according to Spencer.
P... Pencil skirts. Really? That is all LC brought to Paris?  Honey, go buy a new dress... don't mess up the only one have!!!!!!

Q... Quite a start to the new season!
R... Rock-n-Roll. Yup, that was the name of the band the girls met up with. We're Rock-n-Roll and we play Rock-n-Roll???

S... She Pratt. Hats off to Big Sis. She managed deliver not one, but 2 of the best lines of the night! "This would be a great thing if her parents liked you." And... "I guess you could just make a list of everything you've done and just do the exact opposite."

T... Tim. Wow. Wow. Wow. I think he handled Spencer's arrival perfectly. The best part "um... I guess you can wait inside if you want."
U... Unwanted. Could Spencer have expected anything differently???
V... Vespa. A midnight tour of Paris on a Vespa is pretty cool!
W... WTF!!! What was that Alicia Keys mini drama thingy and why did we have to sit thru it?
X... eXpecting some action. Frenchie thought for sure LC would ask him back up to her room.
Y... Yes, LC did in fact get on the back of the Vespa in her "very special" ball gown.  
Z... Zero Brody. I did miss him tonight. Even though it didn't take him long to find a new girl.

So there you go. First episode was great!! I can't wait for the rest of the season.  

Until then...

xoxo