A New Roommate

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?" FRAK THAT!!! How many awkward moments can the producers of this show fit into one episode? You tell me...

How fun is getting ready for a girls night?!?! Boys you don't know... but it is so fun. Planning what you are going to wear. Chatting about how fun the evening is going to be. Wondering who all will get wasted and hook up. And then everything comes to a screeching halt when someone makes a comment like this... "Maybe she'll bring Heidi!" I love Lo for so many reasons and this is one of them! The looks on both LC and Audrina's faces were priceless. And then there was the look on Lo's when she realized that it might not have been as funny to them as she thought it would be. She should know that she definitely got a major laugh out of those watching! Awkward scale - 5

Oooohhh how the tables can turn. Instead of Heidi's girl's night sinking into the oblivion like the Titanic this week it was LC's. She must have been in hell. Not only did she have to be crammed into a booth with Heidi and Justin Bobby... but she had to hear them talk about what a bitch she was being that night! T-terrible! I think I would have gone home too... or taken a few shots of Petron and told them how I felt about them. Awkward scale - 7

He speaks?!?! And he's sober enough to deliver the best line of the night??? He's "Liking the leather". This was actually the one scene in the entire episode that wasn't totally uncomfortable and awkward. And it involved Justin Bobby no less! Its amazing how far a conversation can go if its not one sided. Awkward Scale: 1... come on its The Hills, there is never a date without the awkward silence!

The walk of shame... sometimes it hurts. Especially when your BFF/roomie doesn't approve of who you took the walk for. Not that I am a Audrina/Justin Bobby supporter, but I really wish that Audrina would have been a bitch right back to LC and said "You stopped going back to Jason cause he got engaged!!!!" It is TOTALLY a Jason/LC situation. They both went back to the guys that hurt them after they got clean and sober... and they cut their hair. Awkward Scale: 8.

Whew!!! I thought for a moment there we weren't going to get to see Spencer on the couch!!!! I really don't think my system could have handled that. In what part of Heidi's teeny tiny delusional mind did she think it would be ok to stop by the Pratt condo without calling Stephanie first. My guess is that she did and totally knew that she wasn't there. And!!! I loved that Spencer called her out on her "she's my daughter, she's my sister" moment. Make up your mind... did you stop to see the he or she pratt? Even Spencer is tired of hearing about her melodrama with LC. She doesn't like you. Get over it. I would feel sorry for her if I didn't dislike her so much. Awkward scale: 4

Lo does it again! "Maybe she'll have Heidi AND Justin Bobby over" Honeeeey... if it wasn't funny to her the first time, it sure as hell isn't gonna be funny when you throw a second enemy in there. The whole lunch was totally uncomfortable! Audrina looked like she would rather have a root canal than move in with LC and Lo. Its going to be so awesome watching this!!! Awkward Scale: 9. There was never a comfortable moment at that table!

Although I wasn't totally impressed with this episode it did fill the half hour well. And if nothing else... Justin Bobby was back! Speaking of being back... OMG Steeeeeephhhaaaann!!! If you never watched Laguna I highly reccommend you Netflix the heck out of seasons 1 and 2. Until then...

xoxo